Bacon

Yes, bacon. I bet you are thinking, "how is this girl supposed to write an entire blog post about bacon?" Well, I'm going to show you.
Bacon, its my one true love (other than Christ). I have this weird obsession with it. Do you remember when Denny's had their bacon menu? Well I do, and it was my goal to go get bacon pancakes. Sadly enough though, I did not end up getting them which was the saddest day of my life, I literally cried.  I love bacon with all my heart so I wrote a poem called:
                     Bacon
Bacon oh bacon, my heart longs for you
I don't know if you know this but you should be a food group
screw the bread, forget the fruit, you should be at the bottom so that I can fell happy eating you
I know you contain fat, and a lot at that, but I will always always love you
please don't change, stay your fat, salty, and greasy self because that is how I love you.


That is my bacon poem, and that my dear friends is how you write and entire blog post about bacon.